Who am I?
People have asked this existential question since Adam and Eve. The rock band The Who, asked a similar question, but posed it a bit differently: “Who Are You?”
Most of us reflect on this question as we evolve over the course of our lifetimes. I’ve certainly taken my share of aptitude tests and profiles: Myers-Briggs (I’m an INTP, by-the-way); the Watson-Glaser™ II Form D: Profile Report; the True Colors Personality Quiz (Orange is my “color”), etc.
Having analyzed and pored over many years of, um, thoughtful self-evaluation, I’ve discovered, for the first time, the answers to the question, Who am I. No, none of the aptitude/personality profiles, or even “constructive comments” from MLB (My Lovely Bride) have come close to determining who I am.
Once and for all, Buzzfeed Quizes have conclusively explained every mystery – and more – about me. Things I didn’t even know, myself.
And because I’m a giver, and you’ll want to learn about your “true self” as well, I’ve included the links to each of these enlightening evaluations.
Who am I? Here you go:
1. The fruit I’m most like:
Hmm … astonishingly, I hadn’t given this much thought, so this intrigues me.
I got: StrawberryStrawberries are tiny berry bosses. When the strawberries come in, it’s serious. SERIOUS FUN. Is there anything more fun and flirty than a strawberry? Everyone loves them. But not everyone can have them, especially when they’re not in season. You’re IN DEMAND.
The only thing I have to say is, “SERIOUS FUN?!?” Oh, and tiny berry bosses is pretty funny, too.
2. What I should have been named:
I’ve actually liked my first name – Michael. Could there have been one better suited to me?
I got: Filizabeth
You’re Filizabeth because you’re an amazing person and your name should reflect that.
Wow! I don’t have any words for that name. Where, and what in the world is that all about?
3. Which season I would fall in love:
Spoiler alert: I fell in love with MLB in November.
I got: Summer
Summer lovin’s gonna have you a blast. You’ll start the summer off as friends, competing over who has the worst sunburns and swapping cool summer jams, but before you know it you’ll be head over flip flops in love with each other and living out “Grease”-inspired fantasy of your dreams.
Survey was just a bit off. If it would have been “which season would you LIKE to fall in love” then yes, summer.
4. My most annoying office habit:
Well, have I ever been annoying at work? Perhaps, a time or two.
I got: Sneaking off without saying goodbye
You know how it goes. You’ve gone to the pub with your colleagues after work, you’ve had one too many drinks, and it’s time for you to go home. But you can’t be bothered to say goodbye to everyone so you do a stealthy exit. Keep it up: Social pleasantries are waaaaaay overrated.
First of all, I don’t have any-too-many drinks with colleagues after work. And, I’m actually kind of big on social courtesies, especially at work. Typically, I give a shout out to anyone left in the office as I’m leaving.
5. My personality type:
I’m fairly transparent and relatively easygoing, with a hint of mischievousness.
I got: Chilled-Out
You are just a chilled-out soul with breezy and lackadaisical mellowness, so unworried by the world’s tides that you drift like a sea turtle toward the warmest beaches with the coldest cervezas. It’s always a good time for a laid-back chill session, my man. The ink knows, brother, the ink knows.
Pretty dead on with this assessment. Boo ya, Buzzfeed Quiz!
6. What other people find attractive about me:
7. My ACTUAL personality type:
I got: Introvert
You’re a deep thinker and highly intelligent. You find satisfaction in spending time alone or only with a handful of people. You’ve always drawn your motivation from and find nothing more fulfilling than a deep, intellectual conversation.
8. My favorite color:
9. What’s my sixth sense:
10. What color is my aura:
11. More right-brained or left-brained:
12. Where should my next vacation be:
You’re laid-back and basically the easiest person to travel with ever. A vacation for you is all about sitting back, relaxing, and letting everyone else do the work. All you need is a warm beach, a nice drink, and luxury all around you. Try the Le Blanc Spa Resort in Cancun, Hermitage Bay in Antigua, Hayman Island retreat on the Great Barrier Reef in Australia, or Mii amo Spa in Sedona.